E-Beth,

What's happenin'? Good to hear from you.

Let me guess: They're still casting the show, but they've decided to focus on South American politics because it's less controversial?

How about a new show: "Hooker's on the Hill: A behind the scenes expose about the hookers who fuck the congressmen that are screwing us."

We could watch Enron and Unocal executives smoking opium and screwing Afghan hookers in the Lincoln bedroom, while our intrepid "President" continues to trade weapons for oil with oppressive right-wing dictatorships like Saudi Arabia and Iraq, and blame all of our problems on "Eco-terrorists".

Unfortunately, that might raise the question of who, exactly, is getting fucked: The hookers, or The People of America. . .

And we all know that the last thing anyone wants to do on TV is make people think. . . that's just plain bad for business.

Happy Freedom Day folks! Better enjoy it while we can.

Zed B. Starkovich
The HempFarm.org


"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
- George W. Bush, during a photo-op with Congressional leaders on 12/18/2000. As broadcast on CNN and available in transcript on their web site.