5/13/02 - 8:41 PM
Welcome to The Machine. . .
From: Zed B. Starkovich

Thank you for your support, but it's official:
I will NOT be your President in 2012.

The Network people have decided to go another direction: "More Hookers, Less Iran-Contra." (In HBO's case, I guess that means continuing in the same direction.)

For those of you who thought "The People of America" might still have a voice in our government, I suggest you buy some sun-tan lotion and kiss your ass goodbye, because it's going to be a long, hot summer (whether the Bush people believe in Global Warming or not).

Who knows, maybe someday between the car chases and Bikini Waxing tips the "Liberal Media" will begin to tell us the ugly truth.

Then again, maybe not.

Personally, I'm looking for a nice shack on the beach where I can watch the world burn. So, if anybody has an apartment in Amsterdam, please let me know.

Yours etc,
Zed B. Starkovich,
Freelance carpenter and ex-philosopher


Ps. Have a Coke and a Smile. :)