The Candidate 2012 Letters

5/16/02 - 7:10 AM
Re: What would Jesus do?
From: Pepper Bryars

Zed baby,

Why do I feel that the closest you'll ever come to the
Presidency is trying to assassinate one?

I wish you could see how much you just cracked me up.
That was the funniest shit I've read in ages!

I don't know whether to forward this uni-bomber-esque
hemp vs. Hitler manifesto to my buddies at the Comedy
Channel or my friends at the CIA. You should
certainly appear on some kinda government watch list,
'cause Zed, you're one crazy mother fucker.

But seriously, I don't know whether to laugh at you or
lock you up. Hell, I was just kidding with ya. I can
usually get people all rowled up, but you take the
cake. It must be exhausting to live in your world.
Try and relax every now and then.

I think HBO's decision not to cast you in the show was
a blessing, because you would have gotten you ass beat
about three times a day if you went around the country
talking that nonsense.

I mean, what did you write "It all comes down to
hemp." Geeze, brother, you're smoking too much of
that shit.

Peace out,
~ P to the E back to the P








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